To my dearest friends, both living and dead,

It is with ghoulish pleasure that I announce my engagement to Lizzie Bordeaux, the mistress of the Motel California. I will be throwing a weekend bash for Halloween at my castle, which will culminate in an engagement party the likes of which has never been seen in Transylvania. No doubt most of you already know each other, as we travel in the same circles and haunt the same crypts. I promise food, fun and terror for all. Iíve even put in a special order for a dark and stormy night. So, cancel whatever other plans you might have because I will not take "no" for an answer. I guarantee it will be a night to die for! Eternally, Neville Aster-Night

CHARACTERS The Mummy of King Aldrintotat, Balihi, Asthmadeus, Hannibal Schecter, Glumda, Angela Deth, Aretha Garlique, and Lizzie Bordeaux.